Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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