I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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