Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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