There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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