The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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