he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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