I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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