what day is it and did you see me today?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I FOUND THE LEGS
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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