sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
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I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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