I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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