It's just like the Real World with babies
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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