I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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