If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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