Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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