I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Do vagina's smell?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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