Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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