normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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