We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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