week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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