pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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