I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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