and you said cock pushups were impossible
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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