Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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