i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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