this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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