glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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