I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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