doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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