you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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