i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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