I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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