very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
no, he came in my armpit
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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