Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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