That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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