what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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