I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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