I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
nutella sex= disaster
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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