You made me cry and you don't even care
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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