My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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