oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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