Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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