bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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