well you can't waste a boner
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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