Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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