i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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