i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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