:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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