Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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