her vagine was all disorganized.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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