Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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