this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
