i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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