That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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